I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
God I need to hump something, right now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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