I want to make a zoo with you.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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