Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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