Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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