I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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