I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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