Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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