ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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