Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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