i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You pole danced in your parka.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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