If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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