Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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