Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
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That's how twitter works, right?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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