I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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