And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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