Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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