Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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