i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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