I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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