I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
