Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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