Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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