You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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