i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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