exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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