Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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