only if we run a train.
done.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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