I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So much rum. So many feels.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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