doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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