I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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