I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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