and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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