sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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