My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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