Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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