...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Duck Duck Cougar?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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