I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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