I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She said her name was "party"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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