is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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