Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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