i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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