Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
