Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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