6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There r osticjed everywhere
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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