Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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