I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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