That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
