Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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