STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
