You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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