Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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