He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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