bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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