I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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