didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I need help removing her.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
