Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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